There's a dent in my head.

Uhh hey.
Overly enthusiastic to know that tonight will be my LAST NIGHT I HAVE TO TAKE CHEMO. Cancer, you were a pain in the ass but I’m beating the shit out of you and you can go suck a poop flavored Popsicle cause you suck and I’m over you ✌👋 #seeya #wouldntwannabeya

Overly enthusiastic to know that tonight will be my LAST NIGHT I HAVE TO TAKE CHEMO. Cancer, you were a pain in the ass but I’m beating the shit out of you and you can go suck a poop flavored Popsicle cause you suck and I’m over you ✌👋 #seeya #wouldntwannabeya

Anonymous asked: we should do the tumblr diet together.. i lost 7 lbs so far in 2 days.. ill msg you later bit(.)ly/hot4summer

I figure this is spam, but no, I’m on pills to GAIN weight and I drink boost drinks to gain weight. I’m underweight and losing weight would make my doctors throw a fit.

ghoulestmomparty:

there is not a single about this that isn’t funny as hell

(Source: youtube.com, via sleepy-tsundere)

flickeringmuse:

Character archetype: the Mentor

The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.

(via la-divina-comedia)


“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that the point?”

“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that the point?”

(via burdge)

supaslim:

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

may I present to you Mr. Vice President Bro Biden

(via tarnality)